Worship Of Golden Graft

While Congress performed the Sacred Vote, Insurrectionists feared a fair outcome against them. They demanded Q make a Golden Trump with chants of "Trump is thy idol! Thy worship power over kingdom!" When threatened by traitors, Pence soiled his undergarments and fled. Mighty Pelosi threw down and kicked the asses the traitors rode in on out of the Temple. Pelosi finished the Sacred Vote in spite of Republican Idolists. All good people declared Biden ruler of the kingdom.

A compound-fractured fairy tale.