Twitter Litter

Twitter Litter

If the telephone was the devil's playground for gossipy housewives with too much time on their hands, then twitter is the digital bullhorn for Trump's outrageousness. Who else can expel from two body orifices first thing in the morning, both delivering a deadly payload of swine divine? Trump tweets so much, people are beginning to think he's a yellow-belly dodo bird.

Ultimate grudge match: Trump's nimble thumbs vs Schwarzenegger's quick wits.