If nirvana is navigating life on a motorcycle, Don Jr. and Eric are lost riding tricycles with no moral compass. When they brainstorm, the family pets have higher IQs. Instead of trading crockpot recipes, they make up crackpot conspiracies. Instead of watching home movies on a projector, they project their worst behaviors on others. With kids like that, the odds are in your favor procreating better kids.
They think Trump's enemies control the spread of COVID-19.