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Power Rush To Judgement

While craven purveyors of Faux News mourned the loss of Rush Limbaugh, reality dwellers released a proper sigh of relief. The Almighty will weigh Rush's sins, and the scale will groin under the burden. Purgatory is likely, as God cannot accept such hypocrisy, and the Devil cannot allow someone more popular with the underworld's constituency.

Rush Limbaugh transmogrified The Medal of Freedom into fool's gold.
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