Mosh Pity

When Ron DeSantis (R-FL) called Florida an "oasis of freedom", the young and the maskless came to party. When spring breakers overran Miami Beach, the oasis cut back their freedom. When curfew was violated, police opened fire with hot pepper balls, causing the rebel revelers to riot. When Rontis hosts a party, the party turns into a mosh pit of calamity, chaos, and covid.

Floridian Democrats: "You gotta fight for your right to vote party!"