Kevin Malarkey

When Kevin "Malarkey" McCarthy gives different answers to the same question, it means Kevin is bending the truth into a poop pretzel.
Question: Who started the Capitol Insurrection?
Answer 1: "The president bears responsibility for attack by mob rioters."
Answer 2: "I don’t believe he provoked it if you listen to what he said at the rally."
Answer 3: "Everybody across this country has some responsibility."

Kevin can spew poop inside and outside his butt cheeks.