Joy Of Cooking The Books

The Supreme Court ruled that prosecutors can examine Trump's tax records for any discrepancies. One discrepancy is if he exaggerated assets to banks and insurance companies, but gave depressed values to tax authorities. Another discrepancy is if he declared Ivanka as both employee and consultant. That's almost as bad as declaring your daughter is "hot".

Pro Tip: Hush money to porn stars are not tax deductions.