Golf of Trump

Golf of Trump

It seems the president's agenda consists of outrageous tweets and womanizing cheats. Curiously, he does not tweet about his golf game. Perhaps he hates to brag about his incredibly low scores and consistently beautiful hole-in-ones that would put his predecessor to shame. In the words of Cake: "Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps".

He is willing to call the Whitehouse a "dump" compared to his luxurious resorts.