Draft Dodge Ball

Draft Dodge Ball

Instead of serving his country, Trump was able to receive five deferments from the draft during the Vietnam war. One was for college, and the others were for bone spurs in his heel, though he is not sure which heel was afflicted. To make matters worse, he has the audacity to put down people who did serve because they were either captured, of the wrong religion, or the wrong political party.

I wonder what his favorite animal is...