Don't Texas My California

When the climate crisis froze Texas, climate crisis profiteers fled to warmer climates. Instead of providing heat and water, Republican fingers pointed imaginary guns at political phantoms. If the guns were real, they would shoot each other and blame AOC for their aimlessness. The incompetence of Gov. Greg Abbott is matched by the insincerity of Ted "Cancun" Cruz. While Abbott hid, #TedFled to Mexico, leaving his dog to freeze.

California is harmonious compared to Texas hysteria.