Clutching At Straw Polls

The Conservative Republican Action Panel (CRAP) held several straw polls for their 2024 Presidential Candidate. The consensus ranking along with #1 reason:
9% Putin - Strong for the people.
8% Pudding - Common misspelling for Putin.
7% Trump - Rich people deserve our money.
6% QAnon Shaman - He's "fur the people".
5% Trump Jr - Perfect balance of stupid and evil.
4% Rush Limbaugh - Radio is the next internet.
1% Pence - He's not dead yet?

60% said "Dance" right after they misheard "Pole".