Casa de Comunismo

Casa de Comunismo

Trump will spend every weekend at his new resort next to the Moscow Kremlin. He recently told a Faux News reporter that "Long distance relationships are so taxing. Now I can mix business with pleasure and work on my Russian when I'm not tweeting." A moment later he gushed: "I'll tweet in Russian! I'm a tremendous multi-tasker!"

Plus, the Russians pinky swear not to wire-tap your phones.